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A few drinks and I begin to appreciate Josh because he is so very attentive. This is a form of flattery that is most convincing, particularly at a party. When I was fourteen I discovered that boys would fall in love with me if listened to everything they said. A strong sense of integrity prohibited me from continuing this form of seduction. And, in addition to integrity, there was the problem of having to continue to listen to them.

— Weird Fucks by Lynne Tillman (Page 104 - 105)

[A] key to the understanding of all religion is that a god's idea of amusement is Snakes and Ladders with greased rungs.

— Wyrd Sisters by Terry Pratchett, Peter Serafinowicz, Indira Varma (Narrator), and 1 other

It is well known that stone can think, because the whole of electronics is based on that fact, but in some universes men spend ages looking for other intelligences in the sky without once looking under their feet. That is because they’ve got the time-span all wrong. From stone’s point of view the universe is hardly created and mountain ranges are bouncing up and down like organ-stops while continents zip backward and forward in general high spirits, crashing into each other from the sheer joy of momentum and getting their rocks off. It is going to be quite some time before stone notices its disfiguring little skin disease and starts to scratch, which is just as well.

— Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett, Peter Serafinowicz, Indira Varma (Narrator), and 1 other

Vi gynger med overkroppen til takten. Lukas gjør noen hiphop-aktige gester med hendene. Han hadde ikke trengt å gjøre det.

— Hver torsdag klokken nitten by Nicolai Houm

It is well known—at least, it is well known to witches—that all colonies of bees are, as it were, just one part of the creature called the Swarm, in the same way that individual bees are component cells of the hivemind. Granny didn’t mingle her thoughts with the bees very often, partly because insect minds were strange, alien things that tasted of tin, but mostly because she suspected that the Swarm was a good deal more intelligent than she was.

— Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett, Peter Serafinowicz, Indira Varma (Narrator), and 1 other

It is well known—at least, it is well known to witches—that all colonies of bees are, as it were, just one part of the creature called the Swarm, in the same way that individual bees are component cells of the hivemind. Granny didn’t mingle her thoughts with the bees very often, partly because insect minds were strange, alien things that tasted of tin, but mostly because she suspected that the Swarm was a good deal more intelligent than she was.

— Equal Rites by Terry Pratchett, Peter Serafinowicz, Indira Varma (Narrator), and 1 other