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The Librarian knew all about this sort of thing, it was part of what you had to know before you were allowed into L-space. He'd seen pictures in ancient books. Time could bifurcate, like a pair of trousers. You could end up in the wrong leg, living a life that was actually happening in the other leg, talking to people who weren't in your leg, walking into walls that weren't there any more. Life could be horrible in the wrong trouser of Time.

— Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaronovitch, Peter Serafinowicz, and 2 others (Discworld, #8)

The rooftops of Ankh-Morpork sprouted a fine array of gargoyles even in normal times, but now they were alive with as ghastly an array of faces as ever were seen outside a woodcut about the evils of gin-drinking among the non-woodcut-buying classes.

— Guards! Guards! by Terry Pratchett, Ben Aaronovitch, Peter Serafinowicz, and 2 others (Discworld, #8)

“It's the history we've got these days,” said Lu-Tze. "Very shoddy stuff, lord. I have to patch it up all the time-

"Yes, Yes-

“We used to get much better history in the old days.”

— Small Gods by Terry Pratchett, Andy Serkis, Peter Serafinowicz, and 1 other (Discworld, #13)