'I thought she was going to get married to the king,' said Gammer Brevis.

'Everyone did,' said Nanny. 'But you know Magrat. She tends to be open to Ideas. Now she says she refuses to be a sex object.'

They all thought about this. Finally Gammer Brevis said, slowly, in the manner of one surfacing from the depths of fascinated cogitation, 'But she's never been a sex object.'

'I'm pleased to say I don't even know what a sex object is,' said Granny Weatherwax firmly.

'I do,' said Nanny Ogg.

They looked at her.

'Our Shane brought one home from foreign parts once.'

They carried on looking at her.

'It was brown and fat and had beads on and a face and two holes for the string.'

This didn't seem to avert their gaze.

'Well, that's what he said it was,' said Nanny.

'I think you're talking about a fertility idol,' said Gammer Brevis helpfully.

Granny shook her head.

'Doesn't sound much like Magrat to me - ' she began.

'You can't tell me that's worth tuppence,' said Old Mother Dismass, from whatever moment of time she was currently occupying.

No-one was ever quite sure which it was.

— Witches Abroad by Terry Pratchett, Peter Serafinowicz, Indira Varma (Narrator), and 1 other (Discworld, #12)