Eivind (like the Terrible) quoted Small Gods by Terry Pratchett (Discworld, #13)
Religion is a competitive business in the Discworld. Everyone has their own opinion and their …
“It's the history we've got these days,” said Lu-Tze. "Very shoddy stuff, lord. I have to patch it up all the time-
"Yes, Yes-
“We used to get much better history in the old days.”
— Small Gods by Terry Pratchett, Andy Serkis, Peter Serafinowicz, and 1 other (Discworld, #13)